Weekly Dispatch Blotter Highlights: Issue #68 Girlfriend hit caller in the head with a beer bottle
Throbbing Cabin is in Leelanau County whose local weekly newspaper, the Leelanau Enterprise, publishes the dispatch calls to 911. Additional reporting by The Ticker.
These are the highlights.
These are all real calls.
(Ed. All spelling errors and grammatical mistakes left in place.)
Wednesday, Nov. 17
10:25 p.m. — Leelanau Township — Repossession of a 2014 Chevrolet Silverado.
Thursday, Nov. 18
11:02 a.m. — Leland Township — A male entered property this morning and disabled security system.
1:29 p.m. — Elmwood Township — Neighbor has dug a trench across caller’s easement. Thinks it will impede emergency responses.
3:28 p.m. — Bingham Township — Vehicle flipped and two people climbed out. No injuries.
Friday, Nov. 19
10:29 a.m. — Kasson Township — Individual making inappropriate comments.
1:49 p.m. — Empire Township — Subject cited for hunting without a kill tag or wearing hunter orange.
2:55 p.m. — Kasson Township — Caller reports guns stolen from house.
6:07 p.m. — Suttons Bay Township — Former employee causing problems.
9:59 p.m. — Solon Township — Caller sees the shape of something big burning in a backyard. Visible from the road, a little up on the hill. (Campfire located. Nothing illegal or out of control, per law enforcement.)
10:44 p.m. — Solon Township — Girlfriend hit caller in the head with a beer bottle.
Saturday, Nov. 20
2:06 p.m. — Leland Township — Irish Setter or Golden Retriever running around creating a road hazard.
Sunday, Nov. 21
12:47 p.m. — Suttons Bay Township — Embezzlement.
6:58 p.m. — Kasson Township — Honda Civic that is off the side of the road in the bushes. No one inside. Headlights and interior lights are all on.
Monday, Nov. 22
12:46 a.m. — Glen Arbor Township — Kids left two hours ago to find Wifi to work on assignment. Have not returned.
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