Who are you?
My name is Lisa and I’m hostess with the mostess.
Why should I read you?
Look, I get it. Newsletters are a dime a dozen and everyone has one but! My claim to fame is that I’ve been keeping an online diary since the mid-90s and Wired once referred to me as an “online memoirist.”
What do you write about?
It’s a diary so I write about everything which tends to fall around being fat, crazy, sex, travel, and consuming too much media. Also, it’s very on brand to swear a lot. This is not a family friendly newsletter.
How do I subscribe?
Easy.
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